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Back in 1812, in our town of
Bacchusville, New Jersey, there was a

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name of Helena Pottsworth.

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She was extremely sexually charged, and
she ran around with all of the men and

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women in the town.

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She had sex with everyone, and she
created such an uproar that eventually

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townsfolk gathered together, and they
took her out into the woods, and they

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her there alone.

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No one knows what's happened to her
since, except sometimes whenever people

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out into the woods today, they can hear
her. They hear moaning sounds.

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And whenever they go out there, they get
affected.

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They become sexually charged.

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That's the story of the erotic witch.

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And today, me, Victoria, and Darian are
off into the woods to see if we can find

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her.

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Hey, Katie.

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Hey, Darian. Yeah, yeah, I'm just
getting everything ready.

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This is going to be fun.

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Even though we have to abstain from
having sex.

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Oh, that's okay. It's just for a couple
of days, and it's just us girls.

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Thank you.

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loosen me up. I'm not into that stuff.

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Get out of here.

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And Katie, get that camera out of here.

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Guys, stop playing around.

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We need to chill out.

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Are you almost ready?

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I'm almost ready.

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Just get out of here.

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Get out.

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You're too much. We have to leave
anyway.

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Guys, we've got to spend a couple of
days with her.

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After we can get out. Well, I'm not
going to stop until you get out of this

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shower. I will.

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We've got to get moving.

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There. You happy?

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Get out of here.

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I'm so shy.

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Stop it.

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We're off on our adventure to find the
erotic witch. We've heard so much about

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her.

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I think it'll just be a good time to
pull around in the woods.

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Do

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we

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have everything? Maybe you'll just get
excited.

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No.

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He got the map, right?

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I thought you had the map.

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Is it in here? Yeah, it's in here.

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Yeah. How about the food? Do we have
enough food? This is the truck. We have

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enough food. We have plenty. We don't
want to open this like everybody else

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does. Whoops.

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Sorry. Say cheese.

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Ah, here we go.

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This is so cool.

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Oops, watch that. I think we need some
music.

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Yeah, put the music on. I think we're
going to put it in here.

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Yeah, turn up the radio.

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There we go.

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What's the name? I don't even know.

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Flash! This is Buzz calling. The gorilla
has just escaped from the Beckerman

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Zoo. His whereabouts seem to be within
the northern areas of New Jersey.

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If you see the gorilla, please call 555
-3429.

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Oh, my God.

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Is that what you heard? Hey, maybe we'll
find a gorilla.

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Is that what you heard? A gorilla?

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Yeah. A gorilla?

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We could turn it in. We could find it
and turn it in. I bet there's, like, a

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of money.

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I think that's what we should be doing
also while we're out there. We should

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and make some money.

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Make some money where? We're going to
catch the gorilla.

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If we catch the gorilla, then we'll be
able to make some money, don't you

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I think you need to make it right.

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Yeah,

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there's a lot of stories about, you
know, the forest, and they say some kind

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of...

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Witch, force, most people think, you
know, it's bullshit, but my

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girl lost her little doggy, and I had to
go wandering past the property

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line, and as soon as I got over the line
and got into the area that everyone's

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been talking about, I felt a tingle in
my crotch, and I don't go

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there anymore.

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It's true.

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Well, okay, about a year ago, I was out
in the woods having sex with my

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girlfriend. And, you know, we was down.
She was about to, you know, suck my

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willy. And next thing I know, a strange
wind came up. And the back of my hair

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started peeking like this. Something
else came up. Next thing I know, I

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it all over the place. It was
frightening. You know, I heard the woods

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haunting and all, but my pecker dung was
spooked.

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I have been studying the erotic witch
for about five years now and have

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dedicated my life to researching her.

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I really don't have much of a life now.
I wish I could meet more chicks, because

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back in the day, I was a wild disco sex
machine. But anyway, one

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night when I was outside in the woods
playing with my pet marsupial,

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I heard a strange noise.

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I looked across the forest and I saw a
beautiful maiden wearing a long

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negligee. A stormy gust blew the
negligee up and she revealed

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a steamy, hot, groin -pumping leather
outfit.

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My flagpole was raised higher than it
has ever gone before.

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And just as I was about to explode like
a towering, melting, lava -drenched

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volcano spewing molten across the
forest, the witch magically

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faded away into a light mist.

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Since then, I have dedicated my life to
searching for that hard -on and

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erotic witch.

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What were you asking me about again?

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Oh, the erotic witch, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, it was about 10 years ago, on this
very same spot.

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You know, I was beating my hook, and I
heard this other, other rustling sound

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the woods. And I turned to look, about
100 feet upstream, I saw this myth

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cascading down the valley.

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And out of this myth came this beautiful
woman. She was gorgeous. It was the

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erotic witch.

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And she was holding her breath, fondling
them. And she was looking at me with

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those dark eyes of hers. And I felt
these dreams, like, exact feelings come

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over my body.

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And, well, before you knew it, I grabbed
my rod and I was yanking it and I was

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cranking it. I was yanking and cranking
it. And, you know, in a matter of no

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time at all, I landed the big one.

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And, well, you know.

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That was your mother.

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My mom? That was your mom.

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No, mom only gets naked during trout
season. This was bath season.

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So where are we going? I think we're
right around here, aren't we? Yeah.

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Cool. Are we going the right way? Yeah,
they thought we were going the right

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way. It's kind of mapped out for us.
It's a little bit of a trail. Okay, you

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lead. I think we should start going.

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This is so much fun.

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It's kind of beautiful out here.

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It is cool.

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The wilderness.

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Yeah, the erotic whisper. The eroticness
just chills me.

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Be careful, you're going to trip after
that.

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No.

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Wow, what's that?

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It's kind of breaking up. What is that?

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Oh, you've got to check this out. Look.

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Oh, maybe that's the erotic whisper.

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I think it's a symbol. Guys, I think
it's a symbol.

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You are sick, Darian.

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Okay. She is so sick.

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You watch, because she's going to do it
to you and make you all erotic. No, I

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don't think so. Nothing can make me
erotic.

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Yeah.

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And we are filming the erotic witch
project.

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And we've been setting up here. Hey,
guys, I've got it all set up.

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You've got to check it out.

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I am handy.

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Oh, nice. It looks comfortable.

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Yeah. You did that just for me? We're
all ready.

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Oh, yeah, just for you. Just for me.

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Cool, huh?

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You did that all by yourself?

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Well, you guys weren't much help, were
you?

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Well, this is fun. Now I know why you
like the camera. I kept my sleep.

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Hee hee, I'm filming you filming me.

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Nothing?

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Whoa.

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You okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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It looks like you almost lost your
balance. No, I'm fine.

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Okay. Are you sure?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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Well, good. Let's just finish setting
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Are you sure? I just got to chill. I'm
fine. Are you sure about that? I am

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Okay.

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So, almost set up here because I'm dying
to go to sleep.

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All right, I'm just going to get some of
this stuff out of the tent.

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Stop it. I'm sorry.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing. God.

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Stop grabbing me.

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Geez.

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Save that for your boyfriend.

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I can wait.

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I don't know. I think he's got a
problem, Darian. I think you ought to

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off by yourself and do some filming and
chill out. Fine.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Go do something.

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Man.

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Yeah, I know.

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She needs to chill out.

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Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh?

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All ready to go. Good job.

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I don't know what's wrong with me.

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I am so horny.

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Something really weird is happening.

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I'm always horny.

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Everybody just looks so good. I just
want to jump on everybody.

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I'm so horny. I need to do something
about this. They're going to think I'm

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crazy.

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I don't believe any of that stupid
erotic witch stuff. It's probably just

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I'm always like this.

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I'm away from my boyfriend for so long.
It's just so hot.

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I guess anything will do.

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I don't know what I'm going to do.

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I'm going to take a walk and just let it
out.

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I hear something.

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You don't hear anything. No, no, no.
Wait. Victoria.

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Wake up.

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You can't hear anything.

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I can't hear anything.

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What noise is that? I don't hear
anything.

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Listen. I don't hear anything.

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Just stop talking for a second. Listen,
okay?

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There.

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There. Don't you hear it? It's like
orgasms.

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I'm scared.

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There's something out there. It's not a
bad thing.

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She's having an orgasm. Maybe there's
people.

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I don't know. I don't like this. Come
on.

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Please get off.

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Katie, go back to sleep. I want to go
see what it is. We'll check it out

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tomorrow. Tomorrow.

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I'm going to be sitting here worrying
about it now. So can we please just go

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a second, please? Katie, go back to
sleep.

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Come on, guys. Come on.

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Just for a minute. Just for a minute.
Let's check it out, okay?

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Okay,

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we got to get our shoes.

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We got to get ready.

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Thanks, guys. I'll feel much better.
I'll feel much better. Okay.

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What's going on with you? Are you okay?

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Nothing. I just got a chill.

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Are you sure? I think we should just go
back. Come on.

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You're acting really weird. I'm just a
little cold. Can we just go back?

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You just have to be more aware. I'm
chilly. Maybe we should go back. I'm

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Can we just go back in and we'll find
it? Are you sure you're okay? I'm fine.

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Why are you cold? I'm fine. I'm cold.

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Maybe we should go back, Katie. That's
your idea anyway.

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We'll check it out in a minute.

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I'm tired anyway.

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I want to go back.

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We'll check it out in a minute. Just
drive down here.

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Okay, guys. Bye.

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I'm so horny. I don't know what to do
with myself.

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I don't know what's happening to me.

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All I can think about is sex.

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Oh, what am I going to do?

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I don't know what to do.

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I can't sleep.

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I have to do something.

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I can't help myself.

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I can't stop. I don't know what's wrong
with me.

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I don't know what's wrong with me.

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Go back to sleep, okay?

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No, I can't sleep. I'm trying to sleep.
Please, just let me touch you.

246
00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,570
Oh, my God. What is your problem?

247
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,710
Just please let me touch you. I have to
touch you.

248
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:41,530
Look, I know you're all riled up, and I
know, like, this whole erotic bridge

249
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,130
thing has gotten into your brain.

250
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,190
just wait

251
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,840
Why don't you put that thing down?

252
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,080
Here she goes again. Victoria, Darian,
come on. I'm serious.

253
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:05,080
Oh, come on. Look.

254
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,080
Now.

255
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:09,560
Why are you always making such a big
deal out of everything?

256
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:13,480
Oh, my God. There is nothing there. That
was you, wasn't it? You put all that

257
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,280
there. You're such a pervert. It's her.

258
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:21,180
Yeah, you packed this before we left,
and then you put it all out here so we

259
00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,900
could really think there was something
out here.

260
00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:24,940
There is no erotic witch.

261
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,340
What erotic witch? That was you.

262
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,160
You made the whole story.

263
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,560
something to do with this you obviously
want to play with us well if you guys

264
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,840
weren't so lazy if you would have
actually woken up early this morning you

265
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,640
have been you're the one who wants to
find all this stuff we don't even

266
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:46,220
in it it's not even here but i could use
that stuff but i did not put it out

267
00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:49,940
here she knows and it is a gift from her
what do you think we should do with it

268
00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:53,920
on the right track i don't know maybe we
should pick it up and she wants us

269
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,360
I can use it.

270
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,800
I'll use it. If it's a gift, I'll take
it. It's probably from you, but who

271
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,120
cares? It is not from me. I don't own
anything like this. Well, maybe you

272
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,040
find that, guys. I think maybe you're
going to use that. Yeah, why?

273
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,020
She probably just went to the store the
day before.

274
00:28:08,380 --> 00:28:10,160
I did not. It's from the witch.

275
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,400
Oh, my God. Maybe you should find out
what to do with it.

276
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:14,700
I can't believe it. This is amazing.

277
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,960
This isn't amazing. This is going to be
so great, and we have it all on tape.

278
00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:21,220
That's cool. I can't believe it. We're
on the right track. This is going to be

279
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,079
the best.

280
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,940
Everybody's going to know that you put
up. Who's going to think that this is

281
00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:25,919
case? There's no evidence.

282
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,240
You'll see. You'll see, girl. Maybe we
should find out.

283
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560
She knows.

284
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,080
She doesn't know anything. We're going
to be late. We need to leave. We need to

285
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,260
get ready. We got to get packed. We got
to go. Maybe we should start. Maybe we

286
00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:39,700
should start. Get going and get ready
and find out. Get some evidence.

287
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,960
What do you think? Let's take them. I
think that she wants us to have them.

288
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960
think so? I'll take them.

289
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:47,060
There might be clues inside.

290
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,720
You think so?

291
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,160
Clues? Clues? Maybe we should go inside
and find out. It's just dirty. It's

292
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,160
naked women.

293
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,220
Clues?

294
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:58,970
Well, we could use these. Thank you.
Thank you very much.

295
00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:03,970
They are from you. So we'll find out.
Let's see. It's an early birthday

296
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:07,450
There's no point. There's no point in...
Well,

297
00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:11,190
maybe we should find out. Stop wasting
time and find out what's going on,

298
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,229
Let's get back.

299
00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:12,929
Let's go.

300
00:29:12,930 --> 00:29:13,930
Come on.

301
00:29:14,070 --> 00:29:18,950
The erotic witch has just left us the
present of the dildos. And now I'm

302
00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,990
searching around for some additional
information.

303
00:29:21,830 --> 00:29:23,250
Oh, my God. Look at this.

304
00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:26,260
More signs, more clues. This is amazing.

305
00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:29,100
I think the mystery is unraveling here.

306
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:33,780
Wow, this must be a sign. It looks like
a woman. It looks like she tried to make

307
00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:34,780
the shape of a woman.

308
00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:40,880
I wonder what that is supposed to mean.
And next to it, it says, eat me.

309
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,260
Well, this is definitely a sign between
that and the magazines and the dildos.

310
00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:50,020
It looks like we're on to something.
She's definitely trying to tell us

311
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:52,080
something now. I just have to try and
work it out.

312
00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:53,460
What is going on?

313
00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:39,010
Oh, my God. It's none of your business.

314
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:40,370
What were you doing over there?

315
00:36:40,570 --> 00:36:45,150
I was using the bathroom. I was peeing.
Well, my clothes down there. I'm missing

316
00:36:45,150 --> 00:36:45,968
my clothes.

317
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,810
I don't know. I got my clothes. I found
my clothes.

318
00:36:49,890 --> 00:36:50,910
Some of it.

319
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,310
This is your fault.

320
00:36:52,670 --> 00:36:54,290
Did you hide them?

321
00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:56,010
I didn't hide the clothes.

322
00:36:56,250 --> 00:37:00,490
You guys were doubting her, and now
she's angry. Look what happened. She's

323
00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:02,070
angry, so she stole my clothes.

324
00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:04,710
And the map? How are we going to get
back?

325
00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:05,848
Where's the map?

326
00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:06,850
The map?

327
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,920
You had the map left.

328
00:37:12,580 --> 00:37:15,180
You had it. You're the one playing
tricks on us.

329
00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:20,400
You went over there.

330
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:23,060
No, you took the map. You had it left.

331
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:27,220
I think you're making this up, Kate.

332
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:34,380
We should just go home. We should just
go home. I'm going to get fired.

333
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,700
She's going to get fired.

334
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,220
We have no camera. We lost our camera.
We don't have the map.

335
00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:42,290
Get dressed. Why are you naked?

336
00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:46,870
Why am I naked? What is your business?
We have more serious things to worry

337
00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:49,650
about than being naked. We can just
follow our tracks back.

338
00:37:50,890 --> 00:37:52,470
What are we going to do with the map?

339
00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:54,750
Katie. Katie, listen.

340
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:56,149
Let's just.

341
00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:57,330
No. Katie.

342
00:37:58,010 --> 00:38:02,890
Listen. Listen to me. We will just
follow the steps we came and we'll pack

343
00:38:02,890 --> 00:38:05,810
our stuff. We'll be out of here by dark.
What if they aren't any stuff? What if

344
00:38:05,810 --> 00:38:07,110
someone walks over them?

345
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,360
Walk into the woods with no clothes.

346
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,260
I'm going to get eaten to death. First
of all, we have to look for the map.

347
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,680
The map is gone. We have to look for it.
So I think we should get going and try

348
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,658
to find this map.

349
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:25,040
Let's just try to find the way we came
back.

350
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,840
Let's just get this stuff together.

351
00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:29,220
No.

352
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,400
There's nothing even to get together at
this point.

353
00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:35,300
Well, we'll pack up the tent and we'll
follow our tracks back. Maybe we should

354
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:38,720
leave. I don't know. I'm not staying in
here because I'm going to get fired. We

355
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,020
can be out of here. No.

356
00:38:42,410 --> 00:38:45,730
I don't know. This is all your fault.
You know what? This is not a witch. This

357
00:38:45,730 --> 00:38:49,310
is some idiot following us in the woods
going through our stuff. This isn't a

358
00:38:49,310 --> 00:38:51,750
witch. There's no erotic witch.

359
00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:57,550
Katie, there is no erotic witch. Let's
get our shit and get out of here.

360
00:38:58,950 --> 00:39:02,570
I think you're just making this up.
Let's just leave. It's all your fault.

361
00:39:02,970 --> 00:39:03,970
Let's just leave.

362
00:39:04,270 --> 00:39:06,150
Let's just get our stuff together.

363
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:11,250
Let's try to find it. What? Just some
idiot is following us around.

364
00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:12,790
Oh.

365
00:40:30,090 --> 00:40:31,790
We're trying to keep up, aren't we?

366
00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:34,210
We've got to get out of here before it
gets dark. Let's go.

367
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:41,330
Are you okay?

368
00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:42,710
I don't know.

369
00:40:43,770 --> 00:40:45,390
What's going on? I don't know.

370
00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:47,390
I think we should take our own path.

371
00:40:48,150 --> 00:40:49,770
Why? We should stay together.

372
00:40:50,270 --> 00:40:52,810
No, I think maybe I should go on my own.
But what if we get lost?

373
00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:56,110
No, I don't think we're going to get
lost. I don't think so.

374
00:40:56,670 --> 00:40:58,350
We should stay together. I'm going my
own way.

375
00:40:59,029 --> 00:41:00,510
That's all that matters. That's
ridiculous.

376
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:03,270
I just feel I need some time alone.

377
00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:07,550
And I think we'll find it better. We all
set up in three ways. I think we'll

378
00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:08,550
find it better.

379
00:41:08,570 --> 00:41:12,150
You're just going to let her go? We
should go that way. We should follow the

380
00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:15,010
we came in and go that way. I'm going to
find my own way.

381
00:41:15,550 --> 00:41:16,550
What are you doing?

382
00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:19,370
This is ridiculous.

383
00:41:19,570 --> 00:41:22,890
She's like walking off by herself here.
What is going on? This doesn't make any

384
00:41:22,890 --> 00:41:24,890
sense. Will you come back here?

385
00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:27,810
This doesn't make any sense. This is
crazy.

386
00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:31,910
We are going to get lost. We're never
going to get out of here. This is just

387
00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:34,250
ridiculous. We should just stay
together.

388
00:41:34,930 --> 00:41:37,550
This is crazy.

389
00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:42,050
I am going that way, and that's the way
I'm going. I don't care. I'm going that

390
00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:43,210
way. This is the way I'm going.

391
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:44,710
You know what?

392
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,270
I think I'm going to follow.

393
00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:48,230
Whatever. Fine.

394
00:41:49,370 --> 00:41:50,570
Okay. All right.

395
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,780
Again, my God.

396
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,780
This is amazing.

397
00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:39,060
Unbelievable.

398
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:43,600
This is one horny girl.

399
00:42:56,069 --> 00:43:00,550
What are you doing? Come over here. I
was just doing a little bit of filming.

400
00:43:00,810 --> 00:43:01,850
Come over here with that thing.

401
00:43:03,230 --> 00:43:04,530
No. Give me that.

402
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:08,630
What are you doing? Give me that. Give
me the camera back. No, it's mine.

403
00:43:09,270 --> 00:43:11,670
No, I'm doing the filming. Give me the
camera. No, I think you should take your

404
00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:14,510
clothes off now. Please give it back to
me. You've been watching me with my

405
00:43:14,510 --> 00:43:16,570
clothes off. I think you should take it
off now. Well, you're the one doing

406
00:43:16,570 --> 00:43:19,900
stuff. No. I'm just doing the...
something? I'm trying to document the

407
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:23,380
witch. You clearly have the erotic witch
going on and possessing you. Take this

408
00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:27,140
off. What are you doing? Come on. You've
been watching us with our clothes off

409
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:30,760
and you've had the camera. Give me the
camera back. No, it's yours. It's mine.

410
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,800
Not yours. You've been having it for too
long. It's mine. It actually is my

411
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,440
camera. Well, it's not yours now.

412
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:38,780
It's mine.

413
00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:43,980
You have to take this off. Off. Off. No.
Please turn it off. Can you just turn

414
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,140
that off? Just get nude.

415
00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:48,300
Turn that off, okay? You've been
watching us for too long.

416
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,280
It's so weird. Stop it.

417
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,800
Stop it. I think you should come right
over here.

418
00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:56,240
What are you doing?

419
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,660
Stop pushing me.

420
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,840
No. Please turn that thing off. No.

421
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:09,880
God. No. Please. Lay down. Just relax.

422
00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:13,920
I'm not relaxed. You're too tense.
You're too tense with this erotic witch

423
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,920
thing.

424
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,240
Do something sexy. You're not sexy.

425
00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:20,360
No. Well, that's because you're just
being weird.

426
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,820
I'm not being weird. You are being
weird. You're the one talking about this

427
00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:24,820
erotic witch thing.

428
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,740
Well, you're the one who's been
possessed by her, not me.

429
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,880
Well, you're the one talking about it.

430
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,120
Okay, maybe take that off, too.

431
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,940
You know what? Maybe this is too
uncomfortable with this camera.

432
00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:40,400
I think we definitely need to turn this
camera off. What are you doing?

433
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,800
There. That's much better. You turned
that thing off, didn't you? Yes, it is

434
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,800
off. Relax.

435
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,140
Relax. It is off. It's not relaxed.

436
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,660
I think you should take this off.

437
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,260
It's not cold. It's freezing out here.
Nice and warm.

438
00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:55,400
I'll make you warm. You're warm.

439
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,940
I'll make you warm. What are you doing?

440
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:01,740
It's off.

441
00:45:04,780 --> 00:45:05,780
There we go.

442
00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:09,440
Nathan. Stop looking at me.

443
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:12,180
Why? You look at us.

444
00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:13,660
You were looking at me.

445
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:18,360
I was doing the filming. That was for
filming purposes for us to document our

446
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,360
trip.

447
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,800
So now, I'm filming you. I mean, no, I'm
not, Ashley, because I turned it off.

448
00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:27,920
No. I was just kidding.

449
00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:29,380
Relax.

450
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,200
Relax.

451
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:36,880
You have to learn how to relax.

452
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,340
You're so worried about this erotic
witch thing.

453
00:45:41,870 --> 00:45:45,070
Well, we're out here for a purpose, not
just for playing around. You think you

454
00:45:45,070 --> 00:45:48,630
can go off by yourself and get lost in
the woods? We're in the middle of trying

455
00:45:48,630 --> 00:45:49,630
to get somewhere.

456
00:45:51,070 --> 00:45:53,830
Hush now, you talk too much. I think
you're possessed.

457
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:16,620
What?

458
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,220
Your hands are so cold.

459
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:11,040
I think you need to warm me up.

460
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,420
You were just wasting time out here
before.

461
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:15,660
I know.

462
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,580
That stupid camera.

463
00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:43,670
Thank you.

464
00:52:34,670 --> 00:52:35,670
Confession to me.

465
00:52:36,150 --> 00:52:37,650
I left the camera on.

466
00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:40,990
Oh my God, you're kidding me. Turn it
off.

467
00:52:41,230 --> 00:52:43,050
You have to erase this. No, no.

468
00:52:43,470 --> 00:52:46,790
You have to erase this. No, it's just
going to be our secret.

469
00:52:47,550 --> 00:52:48,550
That's it.

470
00:52:49,630 --> 00:52:50,630
It's our secret.

471
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,178
the woods.

472
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:09,660
Where? Where have you been?

473
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,700
I've been here for an hour. What are
you? Stop it.

474
00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:18,700
Come on. Where the heck have you guys
been for an hour?

475
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,700
You're looking for you. I thought
something happened.

476
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:22,780
We were just around.

477
00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:24,060
Doing what?

478
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:25,100
What are you doing?

479
00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:28,320
You know, hanging out, walking around.
This isn't like you.

480
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:32,260
Katie, why don't you join us?

481
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:33,720
All right.

482
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,020
I'm just going to put the camera down
over here.

483
00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:52,030
I think I can get it off of here.

484
00:56:23,470 --> 00:56:24,470
Mmm.

485
01:00:50,060 --> 01:00:50,839
I have no idea.

486
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,020
Katie, I think maybe we should just go
back to the tent.

487
01:00:53,380 --> 01:00:54,380
She'll come along.

488
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:55,760
She'll just come by.

489
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:58,900
She'll find us. Let's just go back to
the tent.

490
01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:01,000
Where is the tent?

491
01:01:01,580 --> 01:01:02,580
What is this one?

492
01:01:02,820 --> 01:01:08,760
I don't know. I think it is this way.
Let's just go back.

493
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:10,320
She'll find us.

494
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,140
She's driving me crazy. I'm so annoyed.

495
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:16,300
You know how she is. She's always
wandering off.

496
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,600
What are we going to do?

497
01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:19,560
Why can't we just stay?

498
01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:22,360
Together. The three of us. It was
supposed to be the three of us coming

499
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,640
here, and she's off in a different
direction every time we turn around. At

500
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,560
we're together. She's going to come
along. She'll come by.

501
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:28,560
Let's just go. Don't worry.

502
01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:29,740
Darian!

503
01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:31,280
There's a little weird thing.

504
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,800
All right.

505
01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:35,600
I guess let's go try and find the tent.
I think it was over there, right?

506
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,520
I think so. Oh, I'm so turned around.

507
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,578
All right.

508
01:01:39,580 --> 01:01:40,700
We'll call her on the way. Let's go.

509
01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:26,720
Well, I mean, this has something to do.
I mean, what happens if we get stuck out

510
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,120
here? At least they'll have the
videotape.

511
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,940
Do you think those are signs of the
witch?

512
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:33,360
Well, it's something. It certainly looks
like it. There's something going on.

513
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,340
That's scary. You would have put that on
there.

514
01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:38,140
I think it's the witch.

515
01:02:38,620 --> 01:02:41,860
She's after us now. She's angry at us.
She's taking Darian.

516
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,900
Well, Darian, Darian.

517
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,920
She probably lost her dead somewhere.
Who cares?

518
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:49,260
Who cares?

519
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,970
We came out here together. We got to
find her. Find her.

520
01:02:52,470 --> 01:02:55,770
Well, she's probably out masturbating or
something.

521
01:02:56,110 --> 01:02:59,930
We have to find her. She was out all
night, and it was freezing last night.

522
01:02:59,930 --> 01:03:01,930
was out in the cold, and we couldn't
even find her.

523
01:03:03,230 --> 01:03:04,149
Come on.

524
01:03:04,150 --> 01:03:05,810
I don't know. I think we've got to get
out of here. I don't know. I think we

525
01:03:05,810 --> 01:03:08,230
should go back in the tent. We're all
lost anyway. What are we going to do?

526
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:10,630
We've got to get out of here. We've got
to find Darian right now.

527
01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:11,749
That is disgusting.

528
01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:14,710
We should get that out of there. That's
scary. I don't even want to touch it.

529
01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:18,390
Come on. I think we should go back into
the tent and stop videotaping.

530
01:03:19,070 --> 01:03:22,140
Let's just pass. Back up and get out of
here and find Darian as fast as we can.

531
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,520
I am getting really worried.

532
01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:27,160
Oh, I don't know. I don't know about
this.

533
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:06,360
That does sound like her.

534
01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:07,580
How did she escape?

535
01:04:07,660 --> 01:04:08,660
I don't know. I was down asleep.

536
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,960
I was totally asleep. And all of a
sudden, I heard those sounds.

537
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,320
Oh, my God.

538
01:04:13,540 --> 01:04:17,860
That's what you're like. Oh, my God.
That is her. Yeah. But it sounds like an

539
01:04:17,860 --> 01:04:18,860
orgasm. Oh, my God.

540
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:21,620
We've got to get out of here. We've got
to find her. Is she having pleasure now?

541
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:25,220
Oh, my God. This is so weird. What
happened? We were totally asleep. But

542
01:04:25,220 --> 01:04:27,280
felt like she was having just total
pleasure. Maybe we should go back to

543
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:28,740
I'm not leaving her out there.

544
01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:30,500
You think we should go look for her?
Something might have taken her, dragged

545
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:31,940
out of here. We don't even know what's
happening.

546
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,060
How did she escape? I didn't even hear
her get up. I don't know. I don't know.

547
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,920
Let's go. Let's go check it out. We
better get her. Maybe we should.

548
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,200
Okay.

549
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:39,300
Good dress.

550
01:05:12,299 --> 01:05:13,300
No, don't go away.

551
01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:16,280
I'm going to go my way. I think maybe we
split up. We'll find her better.

552
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000
I'm going to go this way.

553
01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:15,520
Maybe we should run off again, Katie.

554
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,380
Katie, I think you should go down there
and I'm going to go this way to find

555
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:21,260
her. I don't know. Because I'm really
scared. I think we should split up and

556
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:22,380
then we'll meet back here, okay?

